You can tell we're better than the Australians at Rugby. Just look at the names of the players. Our best player: Johnny Wilkinson. Johnny! Wilkinson! Named after two of the most macho products on the market. A rubber condom and a three-bladed razor. Now look at their player. Elton Flatley. Named after the two campest men in showbusiness.
This was part of my namesake Lee Macks act on Live at the Apollo. In case you wanted to know!
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