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You may have heard of this website called '[The Customer is] Not Always Right'. It's awesome. I'm tired now though, so I'll post a link to it some other time. Heres the kind of thing you get on it though:
Me: “Hello, this ***. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Hi, I have your company name on my credit card bill with a charge of $29.99. I’ve never heard of you guys.”
Me: “Okay, sir…there’s a purchase of a monthly subscription to our adult website in here.”
Customer: “Adult website? What, as in porno?”
Me: “That’s correct, sir.”
Customer: “This is nonsense! I’ve never bought any porn!”
Me: “Sir, we do have the order in your info in here. If you are not satisfied with the content, however, we can give you a refund.”
Customer: “I never ordered any porn! This is an outrage! I’m a married man, a father and a family man!”
Me: “You said family man, sir?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Me: “How old is your son, sir?”
Customer: *long pause* “I’ll call you back.” *click*
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