Thursday 14 January 2010
Juss bussing mi money
Don't you just hate it when you juss buss ur money pon chinese food? I know how that poor girl feels. It's almost as bad as that time I accidentally a whole bottle.
Update:
Wednesday 13 January 2010
Accidentally the whole thing
Me and my friend decided to get in on the whole 'accidentally the whole thing' prank. It was hilarious. You'll have to click to be able to read it, sorry about that, don't know how to make it a readable size =]
My apologies to the wonderful Rose for making her our target, and cheers to Amy for being my partner in crime ;D
Tuesday 24 November 2009
Conformity
'"Well, it's a good thing I'm a rebellious non-conformist," many of you are saying. Of course, for virtually all of you, the next step is to find out what the other non-conformists are doing ...
... and make sure you conform to it perfectly.
"Wait, you're right! Surely we must rebel against this mindless herd mentality! Let's all take to the streets!"
Sunday 22 November 2009
Golden age of video
WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US =D
This is just...too awesome!
Friday 20 November 2009
Sunday 15 November 2009
Wednesday 11 November 2009
Lonely Hearts
Ex-Naturist
Ordinary, genuine lady, seeks fellow,
55+, n/s, for companionship, outings and relationships.
(What a perfect age for a naturist to quit...)
Number 4:
Position Available
Honest, F, 55, 5'5'', widow, WLTM professional
M, Doctor or Lawyer.
(Translation: Golddigger seeks gold)
Number 3:
More Than Words
Divorce M, 58, into brass bands, walks,
trains, dictionaries & crosswords.
(Translation: I'd like to 3 down, 4 letters your 7 across, 5 letters ;D)
Number 2:
Paws For Thought
F, 62, likes having a drink, cats,
leopards and dogs.
(Leopards?! o.O)
And the Number 1 best Lonely Hearts today:
Hopeless Romantic Fool
M, Looks a bit like Shrek.
Looking for his Princess Fiona.
This post co-written by Gemma Tonge =]
Tuesday 10 November 2009
Monday 2 November 2009
Grammer
The difference between...
I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.
and
I helped my uncle jack off his horse.
It matters.
Tuesday 27 October 2009
Monday 26 October 2009
Geek Humour
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells "We got him!"
Bobby McFerrin
World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.
Words
Sunday 25 October 2009
Friday 23 October 2009
Inspiration
This video is the most inspirational thing I've seen in ages. Watch it, and know you can do anything =]