Don't you just hate it when you juss buss ur money pon chinese food? I know how that poor girl feels. It's almost as bad as that time I accidentally a whole bottle.
Update:
Thursday, 14 January 2010
Juss bussing mi money
Hey, take witness, and be sure to remember you saw it here first. The beginning of the death of the English Language
Don't you just hate it when you juss buss ur money pon chinese food? I know how that poor girl feels. It's almost as bad as that time I accidentally a whole bottle.
Update:
Don't you just hate it when you juss buss ur money pon chinese food? I know how that poor girl feels. It's almost as bad as that time I accidentally a whole bottle.
Update:
Wednesday, 13 January 2010
Accidentally the whole thing
Hey, wow, not blogged in a while. Nice to meet you again, have a nice christmas?
Me and my friend decided to get in on the whole 'accidentally the whole thing' prank. It was hilarious. You'll have to click to be able to read it, sorry about that, don't know how to make it a readable size =]
My apologies to the wonderful Rose for making her our target, and cheers to Amy for being my partner in crime ;D
Me and my friend decided to get in on the whole 'accidentally the whole thing' prank. It was hilarious. You'll have to click to be able to read it, sorry about that, don't know how to make it a readable size =]
My apologies to the wonderful Rose for making her our target, and cheers to Amy for being my partner in crime ;D
Tuesday, 24 November 2009
Conformity
I found this article about experiments on the human mind. You can find it here, and it's pretty good, but it's this section that I love the most
'"Well, it's a good thing I'm a rebellious non-conformist," many of you are saying. Of course, for virtually all of you, the next step is to find out what the other non-conformists are doing ...
... and make sure you conform to it perfectly.
"Wait, you're right! Surely we must rebel against this mindless herd mentality! Let's all take to the streets!"
'"Well, it's a good thing I'm a rebellious non-conformist," many of you are saying. Of course, for virtually all of you, the next step is to find out what the other non-conformists are doing ...
... and make sure you conform to it perfectly.
"Wait, you're right! Surely we must rebel against this mindless herd mentality! Let's all take to the streets!"
Sunday, 22 November 2009
Golden age of video
You know those times when you find something and think 'Thats so awesome, why didn't I think of that?'...
WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US =D
This is just...too awesome!
WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US =D
This is just...too awesome!
Friday, 20 November 2009
Sunday, 15 November 2009
Wednesday, 11 November 2009
Lonely Hearts
To celebrate the fact my last post was number 69, for this one I'm listing the 5 best Lonely Hearts adverts in todays paper!
Number 5:
Ex-Naturist
Ordinary, genuine lady, seeks fellow,
55+, n/s, for companionship, outings and relationships.
(What a perfect age for a naturist to quit...)
Number 4:
Position Available
Honest, F, 55, 5'5'', widow, WLTM professional
M, Doctor or Lawyer.
(Translation: Golddigger seeks gold)
Number 3:
More Than Words
Divorce M, 58, into brass bands, walks,
trains, dictionaries & crosswords.
(Translation: I'd like to 3 down, 4 letters your 7 across, 5 letters ;D)
Number 2:
Paws For Thought
F, 62, likes having a drink, cats,
leopards and dogs.
(Leopards?! o.O)
And the Number 1 best Lonely Hearts today:
Hopeless Romantic Fool
M, Looks a bit like Shrek.
Looking for his Princess Fiona.
This post co-written by Gemma Tonge =]
Tuesday, 10 November 2009
Monday, 2 November 2009
Grammer
Why is grammar so important?
The difference between...
I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.
and
I helped my uncle jack off his horse.
It matters.
The difference between...
I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.
and
I helped my uncle jack off his horse.
It matters.
Tuesday, 27 October 2009
Monday, 26 October 2009
Geek Humour
If you laugh at this, you're a geek =]
Don't worry, I laughed too =]
A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.
The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.
The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.
The statistician yells "We got him!"
Bobby McFerrin
I don't know what this is about, but it's pretty awesome!
World Science Festival 2009: Bobby McFerrin Demonstrates the Power of the Pentatonic Scale from World Science Festival on Vimeo.
Words
This is the coolest sentence ever
“I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications incomprehensibleness”
In case you haven't figured it out, the Nth word is N letters long. In other words, the 1st word is 1 letter, the 2nd is 2, the 3rd is 3 and so on.
Sunday, 25 October 2009
Friday, 23 October 2009
Inspiration
This video is the most inspirational thing I've seen in ages. Watch it, and know you can do anything =]
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