Conformity

I found this article about experiments on the human mind. You can find it here, and it's pretty good, but it's this section that I love the most

'"Well, it's a good thing I'm a rebellious non-conformist," many of you are saying. Of course, for virtually all of you, the next step is to find out what the other non-conformists are doing ...


... and make sure you conform to it perfectly.


"Wait, you're right! Surely we must rebel against this mindless herd mentality! Let's all take to the streets!"

Golden age of video

You know those times when you find something and think 'Thats so awesome, why didn't I think of that?'...



WE ACCEPT HER ONE OF US =D

This is just...too awesome!

All by myself?

Why did it take me so long to find out about this video?! IT'S AWESOME!!

Stalking

Stalking



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Lonely Hearts

To celebrate the fact my last post was number 69, for this one I'm listing the 5 best Lonely Hearts adverts in todays paper!

Number 5:

Ex-Naturist
Ordinary, genuine lady, seeks fellow,
55+, n/s, for companionship, outings and relationships.

(What a perfect age for a naturist to quit...)

Number 4:

Position Available
Honest, F, 55, 5'5'', widow, WLTM professional
M, Doctor or Lawyer.

(Translation: Golddigger seeks gold)

Number 3:

More Than Words
Divorce M, 58, into brass bands, walks,
trains, dictionaries & crosswords.

(Translation: I'd like to 3 down, 4 letters your 7 across, 5 letters ;D)

Number 2:

Paws For Thought
F, 62, likes having a drink, cats,
leopards and dogs.

(Leopards?! o.O)

And the Number 1 best Lonely Hearts today:

Hopeless Romantic Fool
M, Looks a bit like Shrek.
Looking for his Princess Fiona.

This post co-written by Gemma Tonge =]

High Five

I didn't slap you

I high-fived you in the face

Grammer

Why is grammar so important?

The difference between...

I helped my uncle, Jack, off his horse.

and

I helped my uncle jack off his horse.

It matters.